A senior police officer of the Hamburg police on assignment at Hamburg city hall, Germany. Français : Capitaine de la police de Hambourg en faction devant l’hôtel de ville de Hambourg, en Allemagne. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
If you’ve looked at my previous post on face eating people (just use Zombie-B-Gone), I called this one right.
People selling bath salts should be sued for truth in advertising. They need to tell people that they will go insane, rip off their clothes and be a terrible menace to themselves and their friends until they are sedated and held down by eight police officers. Hoo boy, what a great trip? Why would you do that to yourself?
If I was a police officer, I would seriously be asking for maximum penalties for anyone selling this stuff. It turns a human being into a berserker. That’s what we need to change the name to: Berserker Salts. Then people at least know the kind of “high” they’ll be experiencing.
Truthfully, if you want to live in hell for a few hours, get a round trip ticket to any of the world’s slums or conflicts. You can walk around in the slum, get beat up and shot at, and bring post cards back. It’s just like bath salts but you can skip the whole “Satan whispering in my ear” soundtrack.
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